Black Tipped Bearded Tank Top
$16.99
Legend has it that in the early 19th century, whaling crews would often come upon killer whales that had died mysteriously from ghastly wounds to their bellies. It appeared as if the things had swallowed some evil wolverine or something...they were torn apart from the inside out. This mystery prevailed until crewmen aboard the ship "The Happy Harpooner" witnessed what...
Black Water Chinook Ladies V-Neck T-Shirt
$16.99
In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This Junior Fit V-Neck T Shirt talks about...
Black Water Chinook V-Neck T-Shirt
$16.99
In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This V-Neck T Shirt talks about just that....
Black Water Chinook Ladies T-Shirt
$16.99
In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This Ladies T Shirt talks about just that....
Black Water Chinook Romper Bodysuit
$13.99
In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This Romper Bodysuit talks about just that. Enjoy...
Black Water Chinook Toddler T-Shirt
$13.99
In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This Infant Toddler T Shirt talks about just...
Black Water Chinook Sleeveless T-Shirt
$16.99$18.99
In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This Sleeveless T Shirt talks about just that....
Black Water Chinook Zipper Hoodie
$27.99$29.99
In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This Zip Hoodie talks about just that. Enjoy...
Black Water Chinook Hoodie Sweatshirt
$26.99
In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This Hoodie talks about just that. Enjoy the...
Black Water Chinook Sweatshirt
$23.99
In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This Crewneck Sweatshirt talks about just that. Enjoy...
Largemouth Zombie Bass Ladies V-Neck T-Shirt
$16.99
Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Largemouth Zombie Bass V-Neck T-Shirt
$16.99
Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Largemouth Zombie Bass Ladies T-Shirt
$16.99
Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Largemouth Zombie Bass Romper Bodysuit
$13.99
Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Largemouth Zombie Bass Toddler T-Shirt
$13.99
Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Largemouth Zombie Bass Sleeveless T-Shirt
$16.99$18.99
Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Largemouth Zombie Bass Zipper Hoodie
$27.99$29.99
Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Speckled Psychofish Ladies V-Neck T-Shirt
$18.99
Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Speckled Psychofish V-Neck T-Shirt
$18.99
Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Speckled Psychofish Ladies T-Shirt
$18.99
Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Speckled Psychofish Romper Bodysuit
$13.99
Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Speckled Psychofish Toddler T-Shirt
$13.99
Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Speckled Psychofish Sleeveless T-Shirt
$16.99$18.99
Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Speckled Psychofish Tank Top
$16.99$18.99
Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Speckled Psychofish Zipper Hoodie
$29.99$31.99
Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Speckled Psychofish Hoodie Sweatshirt
$29.99
Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Speckled Psychofish Sweatshirt
$23.99
Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Saw-Toothed Sailfish Ladies T-Shirt
$16.99
Also known among the fishermen of the Gulf of Mexico as the Goofy Fin or the Nerdfish, the Saw-Toothed Sailfish is considered the booby prize of the great gamefish. It rather stumpy body accompanied with the far-spaced dull white teeth and oversized sailfin make it a very undesirable trophy to hang above one man-cave. Ironically, its appearance is not simply...
Saw-Toothed Sailfish Romper Bodysuit
$13.99
Also known among the fishermen of the Gulf of Mexico as the Goofy Fin or the Nerdfish, the Saw-Toothed Sailfish is considered the booby prize of the great gamefish. It rather stumpy body accompanied with the far-spaced dull white teeth and oversized sailfin make it a very undesirable trophy to hang above one man-cave. Ironically, its appearance is not simply...
Saw-Toothed Sailfish Toddler T-Shirt
$13.99
Also known among the fishermen of the Gulf of Mexico as the Goofy Fin or the Nerdfish, the Saw-Toothed Sailfish is considered the booby prize of the great gamefish. It rather stumpy body accompanied with the far-spaced dull white teeth and oversized sailfin make it a very undesirable trophy to hang above one man-cave. Ironically, its appearance is not simply...
Saw-Toothed Sailfish Zipper Hoodie
$27.99$29.99
Also known among the fishermen of the Gulf of Mexico as the Goofy Fin or the Nerdfish, the Saw-Toothed Sailfish is considered the booby prize of the great gamefish. It rather stumpy body accompanied with the far-spaced dull white teeth and oversized sailfin make it a very undesirable trophy to hang above one man-cave. Ironically, its appearance is not simply...
Saw-Toothed Sailfish Sweatshirt
$26.99
Also known among the fishermen of the Gulf of Mexico as the Goofy Fin or the Nerdfish, the Saw-Toothed Sailfish is considered the booby prize of the great gamefish. It rather stumpy body accompanied with the far-spaced dull white teeth and oversized sailfin make it a very undesirable trophy to hang above one man-cave. Ironically, its appearance is not simply...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped Ladies V-Neck T-Shirt
$16.99
Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped V-Neck T-Shirt
$16.99
Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped Ladies T-Shirt
$16.99
Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped Romper Bodysuit
$13.99
Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped Toddler T-Shirt
$13.99
Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped Tank Top
$16.99
Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped Zipper Hoodie
$27.99$29.99
Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped Sweatshirt
$23.99
Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Red-Whiskered Catfish Ladies V-Neck T-Shirt
$16.99
Deep in the jungles of Xishuangbanna, China, in the Southernmost Tip of China, along the Myanmar and Laos borders there is a tiny pond fed by a glistening waterfall and surrounded by steep hills covered with lush, tropical ferns. In this mystical setting dwells a magical creature of Chinese legend: Kyong Foi, the Red-Whiskered Ridgeback Catfish. Gliding just below the...
Red-Whiskered Catfish V-Neck T-Shirt
$16.99
Deep in the jungles of Xishuangbanna, China, in the Southernmost Tip of China, along the Myanmar and Laos borders there is a tiny pond fed by a glistening waterfall and surrounded by steep hills covered with lush, tropical ferns. In this mystical setting dwells a magical creature of Chinese legend: Kyong Foi, the Red-Whiskered Ridgeback Catfish. Gliding just below the...
Red-Whiskered Catfish Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$18.99
Deep in the jungles of Xishuangbanna, China, in the Southernmost Tip of China, along the Myanmar and Laos borders there is a tiny pond fed by a glistening waterfall and surrounded by steep hills covered with lush, tropical ferns. In this mystical setting dwells a magical creature of Chinese legend: Kyong Foi, the Red-Whiskered Ridgeback Catfish. Gliding just below the...
Funny Fishing Shirts
Adventure, discovery, and fishing - these are what Fish Tales is all about. The funny apparel we offer is more than just simple fishing shirts. Our funny fishing apparel is a statement of Gill McFinn's as the purveyor of adventure! We tell tales of incredible creatures of the deep. We tell the fables of the incredible fish that dwell in our waters. With our funny fishing shirts, you can be a resident member of McFinn's crew and tell the tales of these mythical fish everywhere you go. We know half the fun of fishing is from the stories you can tell, and with our funny fishing clothing, you can tell the most amazing stories that anyone has ever heard.
Would you want to hear about the tale of a large Walleye or the Warlord Walleye? Would you rather listen to a story about a boring Largemouth Bassor the Largemouth Zombie Bass? Would you rather catch a Bluegill or a Bug-eyed Bluegill? We think the answers are obvious. These legendary fish are featured on our funny fishing sweatshirts and funny fishing hoodies alike; that way, you can tell the tale of these rare and amazing fish to every angler you meet. You may never be as good of a fisherman as Gill McFinn and his crew, but at least you can use our funny fishing apparel to help you appear that way!
