Largemouth Zombie Bass T-Shirt
$19.99
Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Speckled Psychofish T-Shirt
$21.99
Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped T-Shirt
$19.99
Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Bug-Eyed Bluegill Fish T-Shirt
$19.99
A native of New Hampshire Lake Winnipesaukee, the Bug-Eyed Bluegill can only be found in the deepest parts of these chilly waters. Due to this fact, the fish is uniquely adapted to very high external pressures and cannot survive in shallower depths. This is why, when reeling their catch in, fishermen are said to hear a distinct Pop! from deep...
Bushy Browed Snaggle T-Shirt
$19.99
Known among fishermen as perhaps the least desirable catch possible, the Bushy Browed Snaggle-Toothed Crappie is famed for its horrendous stench and the scale mold that covers its slimy body. When snagging a Snaggle-Tooth, one must be very careful to avoid the sharp spines of its bushy brow and razor like teeth. Should you cut yourself on either of these...
Saw-Toothed Sailfish T-Shirt
$19.99
Also known among the fishermen of the Gulf of Mexico as the Goofy Fin or the Nerdfish, the Saw-Toothed Sailfish is considered the booby prize of the great gamefish. It rather stumpy body accompanied with the far-spaced dull white teeth and oversized sailfin make it a very undesirable trophy to hang above one man-cave. Ironically, its appearance is not simply...
Red-Whiskered Catfish T-Shirt
$19.99
Deep in the jungles of Xishuangbanna, China, in the Southernmost Tip of China, along the Myanmar and Laos borders there is a tiny pond fed by a glistening waterfall and surrounded by steep hills covered with lush, tropical ferns. In this mystical setting dwells a magical creature of Chinese legend: Kyong Foi, the Red-Whiskered Ridgeback Catfish. Gliding just below the...
Red Headed Screaming T-Shirt
$19.99
Many Lake Erie fishermen have found themselves being fished out of water after their first encounter with the Snogfish. Even those who've had a fair warning are unprepared for the ear-piercing scream they are met with when that red head pops out of the water as the Snogfish fights for its life. The experience is truly an unforgettable one. Locals...
Black Water Chinook T-Shirt
$19.99
In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This T Shirt talks about just that. Enjoy...
Black Tipped Bearded T-Shirt
$19.99
Legend has it that in the early 19th century, whaling crews would often come upon killer whales that had died mysteriously from ghastly wounds to their bellies. It appeared as if the things had swallowed some evil wolverine or something...they were torn apart from the inside out. This mystery prevailed until crewmen aboard the ship "The Happy Harpooner" witnessed what...
Psychotropic Trout T-Shirt
$19.99
High in the mountains of Southern Wyoming, one might come across a pond inhabited by the gorgeous yet dangerous Psychotropic Trout. Identified by it tie-dye like markings and its tendency to swim in concentric circles, this fish began appearing in mountain lakes and streams in the summer of 1969, following a series of high-mountain music festivals held by the Raspberry...
East Texas Thugfish T-Shirt
$19.99
Fishermen off the coast of Galveston are all too familiar with the Red Thugfish, a lumbering bully of a fish known for attacking small fishing boats by ramming them with it thick-skinned jaw and also infamous for stealing one catch from the line just before pulling it aboard. It is said that the Thugfish will quickly swim up to whatever...
Mad Mustachioed Mudd T-Shirt
$19.99
First hearing about this mythical fish from students who used its name as a fun alliteration game, Prof. McFinn began to research its possible existence. The Mad Mustachioed Muddled Muskie resembles a regular Muskie save for the strange whisker follicles on its upper lip that look like a mustache. McFinn decided to take matters into his own hands and went...
Fathom Lurker T-Shirt
$19.99
In 1927 in an area of the South China Sea known as the Santiago Hole, researchers in a diving bell were struck by something large and aggressive at a depth of approximately 110 fathoms. When the bell was raised to the surface, the ship crew stared in wonder at the oddly shaped dent left in the craft hull. And so,...
Melvin's Cowardfish T-Shirt
$19.99
1925: While snorkeling off of Elbow Cay in the Bahamas, world-renowned marine biologist Heinrich Melvin spotted a brightly colored fish darting to and fro among the coral spires, always too quick to get a good look. Luckily, as Melvin followed the small fish, it rounded a corner and, confronting what looked like a barracuda (it was simply a coral formation),...
Bug-Eyed Bluegill Fish Ladies T-Shirt
$19.99
A native of New Hampshire Lake Winnipesaukee, the Bug-Eyed Bluegill can only be found in the deepest parts of these chilly waters. Due to this fact, the fish is uniquely adapted to very high external pressures and cannot survive in shallower depths. This is why, when reeling their catch in, fishermen are said to hear a distinct Pop! from deep...
Awesome and Funny Fishing T Shirts
Not all of you have a chance to spend time on islander resorts, and you may not have fishing gear that rivals that of a large fishing boat, but what you do have is the heart of a fisherman and the desire for adventure. Our funny fishing t shirts are perfect for all anglers who want more than just regular gamefish that they catch all year long. Here at Gill McFinn's our funny fishing shirts tell the tales that most shudder at hearing; people bite their tongues when telling the fable of these legendary creatures, and most go their whole lives without knowing about these fantastic fish. Our funny fishing shirts in our Fish Tales line will spread some much needed knowledge to anyone who calls themselves an angler. These rare creatures are incredibly elusive, and most try their whole lives to catch them and never do. Our funny fishing shirts will continue the legends and continue the spread of fishing legend that's important to all anglers.
