Largemouth Zombie Bass T-Shirt
$19.99
Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Speckled Psychofish T-Shirt
$21.99
Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped T-Shirt
$19.99
Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Bug-Eyed Bluegill Fish T-Shirt
$19.99
A native of New Hampshire Lake Winnipesaukee, the Bug-Eyed Bluegill can only be found in the deepest parts of these chilly waters. Due to this fact, the fish is uniquely adapted to very high external pressures and cannot survive in shallower depths. This is why, when reeling their catch in, fishermen are said to hear a distinct Pop! from deep...
Warlord Walleye Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$24.99
The legend of the Warlord Walleye is probably among the most popular among fisherman and Ichthyologists. The legend dates back to the 12th century where it's believed the Warlords of Progeye in eastern Eurasia would eat them and gain unimaginable strength rendering them almost invincible. Due to the Warlords invasion practices, an exact location of the Warlord Walleye's existence has...
Bushy Browed Snaggle T-Shirt
$19.99
Known among fishermen as perhaps the least desirable catch possible, the Bushy Browed Snaggle-Toothed Crappie is famed for its horrendous stench and the scale mold that covers its slimy body. When snagging a Snaggle-Tooth, one must be very careful to avoid the sharp spines of its bushy brow and razor like teeth. Should you cut yourself on either of these...
Largemouth Zombie Bass Hoodie Sweatshirt
$29.99
Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Saw-Toothed Sailfish T-Shirt
$19.99
Also known among the fishermen of the Gulf of Mexico as the Goofy Fin or the Nerdfish, the Saw-Toothed Sailfish is considered the booby prize of the great gamefish. It rather stumpy body accompanied with the far-spaced dull white teeth and oversized sailfin make it a very undesirable trophy to hang above one man-cave. Ironically, its appearance is not simply...
Red-Whiskered Catfish T-Shirt
$19.99
Deep in the jungles of Xishuangbanna, China, in the Southernmost Tip of China, along the Myanmar and Laos borders there is a tiny pond fed by a glistening waterfall and surrounded by steep hills covered with lush, tropical ferns. In this mystical setting dwells a magical creature of Chinese legend: Kyong Foi, the Red-Whiskered Ridgeback Catfish. Gliding just below the...
Red Headed Screaming T-Shirt
$19.99
Many Lake Erie fishermen have found themselves being fished out of water after their first encounter with the Snogfish. Even those who've had a fair warning are unprepared for the ear-piercing scream they are met with when that red head pops out of the water as the Snogfish fights for its life. The experience is truly an unforgettable one. Locals...
Black Water Chinook T-Shirt
$19.99
In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This T Shirt talks about just that. Enjoy...
Largemouth Zombie Bass Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$22.99
Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Largemouth Zombie Bass Tank Top
$19.99
Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Saw-Toothed Sailfish Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$24.99
Also known among the fishermen of the Gulf of Mexico as the Goofy Fin or the Nerdfish, the Saw-Toothed Sailfish is considered the booby prize of the great gamefish. It rather stumpy body accompanied with the far-spaced dull white teeth and oversized sailfin make it a very undesirable trophy to hang above one man-cave. Ironically, its appearance is not simply...
Red-Whiskered Catfish Hoodie Sweatshirt
$29.99
Deep in the jungles of Xishuangbanna, China, in the Southernmost Tip of China, along the Myanmar and Laos borders there is a tiny pond fed by a glistening waterfall and surrounded by steep hills covered with lush, tropical ferns. In this mystical setting dwells a magical creature of Chinese legend: Kyong Foi, the Red-Whiskered Ridgeback Catfish. Gliding just below the...
Warlord Walleye Zipper Hoodie
$34.99
The legend of the Warlord Walleye is probably among the most popular among fisherman and Ichthyologists. The legend dates back to the 12th century where it's believed the Warlords of Progeye in eastern Eurasia would eat them and gain unimaginable strength rendering them almost invincible. Due to the Warlords invasion practices, an exact location of the Warlord Walleye's existence has...
Black Tipped Bearded T-Shirt
$19.99
Legend has it that in the early 19th century, whaling crews would often come upon killer whales that had died mysteriously from ghastly wounds to their bellies. It appeared as if the things had swallowed some evil wolverine or something...they were torn apart from the inside out. This mystery prevailed until crewmen aboard the ship "The Happy Harpooner" witnessed what...
Black Water Chinook Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$22.99
In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This Long Sleeve T Shirt talks about just...
Black Water Chinook Tank Top
$19.99
In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This Tank Top talks about just that. Enjoy...
Largemouth Zombie Bass Sweatshirt
$26.99
Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Speckled Psychofish Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$22.99
Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Saw-Toothed Sailfish Hoodie Sweatshirt
$29.99
Also known among the fishermen of the Gulf of Mexico as the Goofy Fin or the Nerdfish, the Saw-Toothed Sailfish is considered the booby prize of the great gamefish. It rather stumpy body accompanied with the far-spaced dull white teeth and oversized sailfin make it a very undesirable trophy to hang above one man-cave. Ironically, its appearance is not simply...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$22.99
Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped Hoodie Sweatshirt
$29.99
Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Red-Whiskered Catfish Sweatshirt
$26.99
Deep in the jungles of Xishuangbanna, China, in the Southernmost Tip of China, along the Myanmar and Laos borders there is a tiny pond fed by a glistening waterfall and surrounded by steep hills covered with lush, tropical ferns. In this mystical setting dwells a magical creature of Chinese legend: Kyong Foi, the Red-Whiskered Ridgeback Catfish. Gliding just below the...
Psychotropic Trout T-Shirt
$19.99
High in the mountains of Southern Wyoming, one might come across a pond inhabited by the gorgeous yet dangerous Psychotropic Trout. Identified by it tie-dye like markings and its tendency to swim in concentric circles, this fish began appearing in mountain lakes and streams in the summer of 1969, following a series of high-mountain music festivals held by the Raspberry...
Fathom Lurker Tank Top
$19.99
In 1927 in an area of the South China Sea known as the Santiago Hole, researchers in a diving bell were struck by something large and aggressive at a depth of approximately 110 fathoms. When the bell was raised to the surface, the ship crew stared in wonder at the oddly shaped dent left in the craft hull. And so,...
Melvin's Cowardfish Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$22.99
1925: While snorkeling off of Elbow Cay in the Bahamas, world-renowned marine biologist Heinrich Melvin spotted a brightly colored fish darting to and fro among the coral spires, always too quick to get a good look. Luckily, as Melvin followed the small fish, it rounded a corner and, confronting what looked like a barracuda (it was simply a coral formation),...
East Texas Thugfish T-Shirt
$19.99
Fishermen off the coast of Galveston are all too familiar with the Red Thugfish, a lumbering bully of a fish known for attacking small fishing boats by ramming them with it thick-skinned jaw and also infamous for stealing one catch from the line just before pulling it aboard. It is said that the Thugfish will quickly swim up to whatever...
Warlord Walleye V-Neck T-Shirt
$21.99
The legend of the Warlord Walleye is probably among the most popular among fisherman and Ichthyologists. The legend dates back to the 12th century where it's believed the Warlords of Progeye in eastern Eurasia would eat them and gain unimaginable strength rendering them almost invincible. Due to the Warlords invasion practices, an exact location of the Warlord Walleye's existence has...
Warlord Walleye Ladies T-Shirt
$21.99
The legend of the Warlord Walleye is probably among the most popular among fisherman and Ichthyologists. The legend dates back to the 12th century where it's believed the Warlords of Progeye in eastern Eurasia would eat them and gain unimaginable strength rendering them almost invincible. Due to the Warlords invasion practices, an exact location of the Warlord Walleye's existence has...
Warlord Walleye Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
The legend of the Warlord Walleye is probably among the most popular among fisherman and Ichthyologists. The legend dates back to the 12th century where it's believed the Warlords of Progeye in eastern Eurasia would eat them and gain unimaginable strength rendering them almost invincible. Due to the Warlords invasion practices, an exact location of the Warlord Walleye's existence has...
Warlord Walleye Toddler T-Shirt
$16.99
The legend of the Warlord Walleye is probably among the most popular among fisherman and Ichthyologists. The legend dates back to the 12th century where it's believed the Warlords of Progeye in eastern Eurasia would eat them and gain unimaginable strength rendering them almost invincible. Due to the Warlords invasion practices, an exact location of the Warlord Walleye's existence has...
Warlord Walleye Tank Top
$19.99
The legend of the Warlord Walleye is probably among the most popular among fisherman and Ichthyologists. The legend dates back to the 12th century where it's believed the Warlords of Progeye in eastern Eurasia would eat them and gain unimaginable strength rendering them almost invincible. Due to the Warlords invasion practices, an exact location of the Warlord Walleye's existence has...
Mad Mustachioed Mudd Ladies T-Shirt
$19.99
First hearing about this mythical fish from students who used its name as a fun alliteration game, Prof. McFinn began to research its possible existence. The Mad Mustachioed Muddled Muskie resembles a regular Muskie save for the strange whisker follicles on its upper lip that look like a mustache. McFinn decided to take matters into his own hands and went...
Mad Mustachioed Mudd Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
First hearing about this mythical fish from students who used its name as a fun alliteration game, Prof. McFinn began to research its possible existence. The Mad Mustachioed Muddled Muskie resembles a regular Muskie save for the strange whisker follicles on its upper lip that look like a mustache. McFinn decided to take matters into his own hands and went...
Mad Mustachioed Mudd Toddler T-Shirt
$16.99
First hearing about this mythical fish from students who used its name as a fun alliteration game, Prof. McFinn began to research its possible existence. The Mad Mustachioed Muddled Muskie resembles a regular Muskie save for the strange whisker follicles on its upper lip that look like a mustache. McFinn decided to take matters into his own hands and went...
Mad Mustachioed Mudd T-Shirt
$19.99
First hearing about this mythical fish from students who used its name as a fun alliteration game, Prof. McFinn began to research its possible existence. The Mad Mustachioed Muddled Muskie resembles a regular Muskie save for the strange whisker follicles on its upper lip that look like a mustache. McFinn decided to take matters into his own hands and went...
Mad Mustachioed Mudd Hoodie Sweatshirt
$34.99
First hearing about this mythical fish from students who used its name as a fun alliteration game, Prof. McFinn began to research its possible existence. The Mad Mustachioed Muddled Muskie resembles a regular Muskie save for the strange whisker follicles on its upper lip that look like a mustache. McFinn decided to take matters into his own hands and went...
Funny Fishing Shirts
Adventure, discovery, and fishing - these are what Fish Tales is all about. The funny apparel we offer is more than just simple fishing shirts. Our funny fishing apparel is a statement of Gill McFinn's as the purveyor of adventure! We tell tales of incredible creatures of the deep. We tell the fables of the incredible fish that dwell in our waters. With our funny fishing shirts, you can be a resident member of McFinn's crew and tell the tales of these mythical fish everywhere you go. We know half the fun of fishing is from the stories you can tell, and with our funny fishing clothing, you can tell the most amazing stories that anyone has ever heard.
Would you want to hear about the tale of a large Walleye or the Warlord Walleye? Would you rather listen to a story about a boring Largemouth Bassor the Largemouth Zombie Bass? Would you rather catch a Bluegill or a Bug-eyed Bluegill? We think the answers are obvious. These legendary fish are featured on our funny fishing sweatshirts and funny fishing hoodies alike; that way, you can tell the tale of these rare and amazing fish to every angler you meet. You may never be as good of a fisherman as Gill McFinn and his crew, but at least you can use our funny fishing apparel to help you appear that way!
