Largemouth Zombie Bass Sweatshirt
$23.99
Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Red-Whiskered Catfish Sweatshirt
$23.99
Deep in the jungles of Xishuangbanna, China, in the Southernmost Tip of China, along the Myanmar and Laos borders there is a tiny pond fed by a glistening waterfall and surrounded by steep hills covered with lush, tropical ferns. In this mystical setting dwells a magical creature of Chinese legend: Kyong Foi, the Red-Whiskered Ridgeback Catfish. Gliding just below the...
Mad Mustachioed Mudd Sweatshirt
$23.99
First hearing about this mythical fish from students who used its name as a fun alliteration game, Prof. McFinn began to research its possible existence. The Mad Mustachioed Muddled Muskie resembles a regular Muskie save for the strange whisker follicles on its upper lip that look like a mustache. McFinn decided to take matters into his own hands and went...
Black Water Chinook Sweatshirt
$23.99
In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This Crewneck Sweatshirt talks about just that. Enjoy...
Speckled Psychofish Sweatshirt
$23.99
Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Saw-Toothed Sailfish Sweatshirt
$26.99
Also known among the fishermen of the Gulf of Mexico as the Goofy Fin or the Nerdfish, the Saw-Toothed Sailfish is considered the booby prize of the great gamefish. It rather stumpy body accompanied with the far-spaced dull white teeth and oversized sailfin make it a very undesirable trophy to hang above one man-cave. Ironically, its appearance is not simply...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped Sweatshirt
$23.99
Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Red Headed Screaming Sweatshirt
$23.99
Many Lake Erie fishermen have found themselves being fished out of water after their first encounter with the Snogfish. Even those who've had a fair warning are unprepared for the ear-piercing scream they are met with when that red head pops out of the water as the Snogfish fights for its life. The experience is truly an unforgettable one. Locals...
Fathom Lurker Sweatshirt
$23.99
In 1927 in an area of the South China Sea known as the Santiago Hole, researchers in a diving bell were struck by something large and aggressive at a depth of approximately 110 fathoms. When the bell was raised to the surface, the ship crew stared in wonder at the oddly shaped dent left in the craft hull. And so,...
Melvin's Cowardfish Sweatshirt
$23.99
1925: While snorkeling off of Elbow Cay in the Bahamas, world-renowned marine biologist Heinrich Melvin spotted a brightly colored fish darting to and fro among the coral spires, always too quick to get a good look. Luckily, as Melvin followed the small fish, it rounded a corner and, confronting what looked like a barracuda (it was simply a coral formation),...
Bug-Eyed Bluegill Fish Sweatshirt
$23.99
A native of New Hampshire Lake Winnipesaukee, the Bug-Eyed Bluegill can only be found in the deepest parts of these chilly waters. Due to this fact, the fish is uniquely adapted to very high external pressures and cannot survive in shallower depths. This is why, when reeling their catch in, fishermen are said to hear a distinct Pop! from deep...
Crazy Funny Fishing Sweatshirts
Are you seriously asking how lucky you need to be to catch one of the legendary fish featured on our funny fishing sweatshirts? Well, my friend, we are here to tell you that luck has nothing to do with it. There is a specific type of skill set that you need to catch these fantastic fish: first, you need the proper tools - the proper fishing tackle and Lures of Legend. Second, you need to have the willpower to catch these fabled fish, and lastly, according to Gill McFinn and his crew, you need to have some type of experience. No one knows what this experience is, but it's as if these legendary fish can sense these experiences on anglers; they can almost understand them and deem them worthy. Our funny sweatshirts may not deem you worthy to catch these fabled fish, but they sure as hell deem you worthy of being an amazing fisherman. Our funny fishing sweatshirts are for any angler who believes they can be the best and that they may actually catch these incredible creatures of the deep one day.
