Warlord Walleye Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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The legend of the Warlord Walleye is probably among the most popular among fisherman and Ichthyologists. The legend dates back to the 12th century where it's believed the Warlords of Progeye in eastern Eurasia would eat them and gain unimaginable strength rendering them almost invincible. Due to the Warlords invasion practices, an exact location of the Warlord Walleye's existence has...
Largemouth Zombie Bass Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Saw-Toothed Sailfish Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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Also known among the fishermen of the Gulf of Mexico as the Goofy Fin or the Nerdfish, the Saw-Toothed Sailfish is considered the booby prize of the great gamefish. It rather stumpy body accompanied with the far-spaced dull white teeth and oversized sailfin make it a very undesirable trophy to hang above one man-cave. Ironically, its appearance is not simply...
Black Water Chinook Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This Long Sleeve T Shirt talks about just...
Speckled Psychofish Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Melvin's Cowardfish Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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1925: While snorkeling off of Elbow Cay in the Bahamas, world-renowned marine biologist Heinrich Melvin spotted a brightly colored fish darting to and fro among the coral spires, always too quick to get a good look. Luckily, as Melvin followed the small fish, it rounded a corner and, confronting what looked like a barracuda (it was simply a coral formation),...
Red-Whiskered Catfish Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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Deep in the jungles of Xishuangbanna, China, in the Southernmost Tip of China, along the Myanmar and Laos borders there is a tiny pond fed by a glistening waterfall and surrounded by steep hills covered with lush, tropical ferns. In this mystical setting dwells a magical creature of Chinese legend: Kyong Foi, the Red-Whiskered Ridgeback Catfish. Gliding just below the...
Red Headed Screaming Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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Many Lake Erie fishermen have found themselves being fished out of water after their first encounter with the Snogfish. Even those who've had a fair warning are unprepared for the ear-piercing scream they are met with when that red head pops out of the water as the Snogfish fights for its life. The experience is truly an unforgettable one. Locals...
Fathom Lurker Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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In 1927 in an area of the South China Sea known as the Santiago Hole, researchers in a diving bell were struck by something large and aggressive at a depth of approximately 110 fathoms. When the bell was raised to the surface, the ship crew stared in wonder at the oddly shaped dent left in the craft hull. And so,...
Bug-Eyed Bluegill Fish Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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A native of New Hampshire Lake Winnipesaukee, the Bug-Eyed Bluegill can only be found in the deepest parts of these chilly waters. Due to this fact, the fish is uniquely adapted to very high external pressures and cannot survive in shallower depths. This is why, when reeling their catch in, fishermen are said to hear a distinct Pop! from deep...
Funny Fishing Long Sleeve Shirts
Do you think you have what it takes to be a part of Gill McFinn's Gnarly Crew? Well, you don't; there's your answer. You could, however, be a part of fishing history with our funny long sleeve fishing shirts. Our Fish Tales line tells the fabled legends of some of the world’s most incredible fish. These creatures live in the smallest corners of the most hard-to-reach lakes, streams, oceans, and sometimes swamps. The fish themselves are so elusive that they live in some popular areas too; they are right under our noses and we don't even know it. Our funny fishing long sleeve shirts are perfect for any angler who is serious about catching some truly legendary creatures, and rest assured, they are not for the faint of heart! These fish are so rare for a reason; these legendary fish can outsmart any human and they are not fooled by simple bait and fishing tackle. Only the skilled and adept fisherman can catch these fabled legends of our waters. Use our funny long sleeve shirts to your advantage and pass on the tale of these fantastic fish to all anglers.
