Largemouth Zombie Bass Tank Top
$19.99
Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Black Water Chinook Tank Top
$19.99
In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This Tank Top talks about just that. Enjoy...
Fathom Lurker Tank Top
$19.99
In 1927 in an area of the South China Sea known as the Santiago Hole, researchers in a diving bell were struck by something large and aggressive at a depth of approximately 110 fathoms. When the bell was raised to the surface, the ship crew stared in wonder at the oddly shaped dent left in the craft hull. And so,...
Warlord Walleye Tank Top
$21.99
The legend of the Warlord Walleye is probably among the most popular among fisherman and Ichthyologists. The legend dates back to the 12th century where it's believed the Warlords of Progeye in eastern Eurasia would eat them and gain unimaginable strength rendering them almost invincible. Due to the Warlords invasion practices, an exact location of the Warlord Walleye's existence has...
Speckled Psychofish Tank Top
$21.99
Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped Tank Top
$19.99
Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Red-Whiskered Catfish Tank Top
$19.99
Deep in the jungles of Xishuangbanna, China, in the Southernmost Tip of China, along the Myanmar and Laos borders there is a tiny pond fed by a glistening waterfall and surrounded by steep hills covered with lush, tropical ferns. In this mystical setting dwells a magical creature of Chinese legend: Kyong Foi, the Red-Whiskered Ridgeback Catfish. Gliding just below the...
Red Headed Screaming Tank Top
$19.99
Many Lake Erie fishermen have found themselves being fished out of water after their first encounter with the Snogfish. Even those who've had a fair warning are unprepared for the ear-piercing scream they are met with when that red head pops out of the water as the Snogfish fights for its life. The experience is truly an unforgettable one. Locals...
Melvin's Cowardfish Tank Top
$19.99
1925: While snorkeling off of Elbow Cay in the Bahamas, world-renowned marine biologist Heinrich Melvin spotted a brightly colored fish darting to and fro among the coral spires, always too quick to get a good look. Luckily, as Melvin followed the small fish, it rounded a corner and, confronting what looked like a barracuda (it was simply a coral formation),...
Bug-Eyed Bluegill Fish Tank Top
$21.99
A native of New Hampshire Lake Winnipesaukee, the Bug-Eyed Bluegill can only be found in the deepest parts of these chilly waters. Due to this fact, the fish is uniquely adapted to very high external pressures and cannot survive in shallower depths. This is why, when reeling their catch in, fishermen are said to hear a distinct Pop! from deep...
Sweet and Funny Fishing Tank Tops
Take it from the experts here and Gill McFinn's crew - what you are wearing won't make it any easier to catch these fabled fish, but with our funny fishing tank tops you won't be weighed down by those annoying things called sleeves! Fishing gear does not need to be extravagant to catch even those most incredible fish. We have seen our very own Defari Sekibo catch a 30 pound striper on nothing but a stick with some line tied to the end - a simple drop pole! Our funny tank tops take away those unnecessary sleeves so you can focus on fishing without dead weight! However, if you think that that would be enough to catch these fabled fish that are on our funny fishing tank tops, then you have another think coming. At least you can show off your fishing arms and show off the amazing tale of these incredible fish!
