Warlord Walleye Zipper Hoodie
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The legend of the Warlord Walleye is probably among the most popular among fisherman and Ichthyologists. The legend dates back to the 12th century where it's believed the Warlords of Progeye in eastern Eurasia would eat them and gain unimaginable strength rendering them almost invincible. Due to the Warlords invasion practices, an exact location of the Warlord Walleye's existence has...
Mad Mustachioed Mudd Zipper Hoodie
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First hearing about this mythical fish from students who used its name as a fun alliteration game, Prof. McFinn began to research its possible existence. The Mad Mustachioed Muddled Muskie resembles a regular Muskie save for the strange whisker follicles on its upper lip that look like a mustache. McFinn decided to take matters into his own hands and went...
Black Water Chinook Zipper Hoodie
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In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This Zip Hoodie talks about just that. Enjoy...
Largemouth Zombie Bass Zipper Hoodie
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Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Speckled Psychofish Zipper Hoodie
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Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Saw-Toothed Sailfish Zipper Hoodie
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Also known among the fishermen of the Gulf of Mexico as the Goofy Fin or the Nerdfish, the Saw-Toothed Sailfish is considered the booby prize of the great gamefish. It rather stumpy body accompanied with the far-spaced dull white teeth and oversized sailfin make it a very undesirable trophy to hang above one man-cave. Ironically, its appearance is not simply...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped Zipper Hoodie
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Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Red-Whiskered Catfish Zipper Hoodie
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Deep in the jungles of Xishuangbanna, China, in the Southernmost Tip of China, along the Myanmar and Laos borders there is a tiny pond fed by a glistening waterfall and surrounded by steep hills covered with lush, tropical ferns. In this mystical setting dwells a magical creature of Chinese legend: Kyong Foi, the Red-Whiskered Ridgeback Catfish. Gliding just below the...
Fathom Lurker Zipper Hoodie
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In 1927 in an area of the South China Sea known as the Santiago Hole, researchers in a diving bell were struck by something large and aggressive at a depth of approximately 110 fathoms. When the bell was raised to the surface, the ship crew stared in wonder at the oddly shaped dent left in the craft hull. And so,...
Bug-Eyed Bluegill Fish Zipper Hoodie
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A native of New Hampshire Lake Winnipesaukee, the Bug-Eyed Bluegill can only be found in the deepest parts of these chilly waters. Due to this fact, the fish is uniquely adapted to very high external pressures and cannot survive in shallower depths. This is why, when reeling their catch in, fishermen are said to hear a distinct Pop! from deep...
Stylish and Funny Fishing Zipper Hoodies
Who says it is too cold to fish? Not us! At Gill McFinn's, our motto is: if it's too cold to fish, you're a pu-- well, you get the idea! Anyway, our funny fishing hoodies are perfect for the amazing ice fishing that you can do this year. It was while ice fishing in the frozen tundra of Siberia that Jack "Attaway" Corrigan caught the Warlord Walleye. Don't be afraid to get on the ice during the colder seasons, because sometimes you can have the best fishing of your life. Just make sure you have the proper fishing gear and one of our funny fishing hoodies to keep you warm. You are only as good as your willpower, and if you let a little thing like cold weather stop you from fishing, you will never become a great angler! Get our funny hoodies and cast into the most frigid of waters, because you just may hook into something huge!
