Largemouth Zombie Bass Hoodie Sweatshirt
$26.99
Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Red-Whiskered Catfish Hoodie Sweatshirt
$26.99
Deep in the jungles of Xishuangbanna, China, in the Southernmost Tip of China, along the Myanmar and Laos borders there is a tiny pond fed by a glistening waterfall and surrounded by steep hills covered with lush, tropical ferns. In this mystical setting dwells a magical creature of Chinese legend: Kyong Foi, the Red-Whiskered Ridgeback Catfish. Gliding just below the...
Saw-Toothed Sailfish Hoodie Sweatshirt
$26.99
Also known among the fishermen of the Gulf of Mexico as the Goofy Fin or the Nerdfish, the Saw-Toothed Sailfish is considered the booby prize of the great gamefish. It rather stumpy body accompanied with the far-spaced dull white teeth and oversized sailfin make it a very undesirable trophy to hang above one man-cave. Ironically, its appearance is not simply...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped Hoodie Sweatshirt
$26.99
Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Finned Pink-Dorsaled Hoodie Sweatshirt
$26.99
Not much is known of the wily Pink-dorsaled Pickerel. The most fishermen ever see of this native to the Ontario Region is a flash of pink as the dorsal quickly cuts through the surface of the lake. One thing is sure: this is the fastest of freshwater fish. A result of breeding experiments carried on by the late Prof. Hanson...
Mad Mustachioed Mudd Hoodie Sweatshirt
$26.99
First hearing about this mythical fish from students who used its name as a fun alliteration game, Prof. McFinn began to research its possible existence. The Mad Mustachioed Muddled Muskie resembles a regular Muskie save for the strange whisker follicles on its upper lip that look like a mustache. McFinn decided to take matters into his own hands and went...
Black Water Chinook Hoodie Sweatshirt
$26.99
In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This Hoodie talks about just that. Enjoy the...
Speckled Psychofish Hoodie Sweatshirt
$29.99
Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Red Headed Screaming Hoodie Sweatshirt
$26.99
Many Lake Erie fishermen have found themselves being fished out of water after their first encounter with the Snogfish. Even those who've had a fair warning are unprepared for the ear-piercing scream they are met with when that red head pops out of the water as the Snogfish fights for its life. The experience is truly an unforgettable one. Locals...
Fathom Lurker Hoodie Sweatshirt
$26.99
In 1927 in an area of the South China Sea known as the Santiago Hole, researchers in a diving bell were struck by something large and aggressive at a depth of approximately 110 fathoms. When the bell was raised to the surface, the ship crew stared in wonder at the oddly shaped dent left in the craft hull. And so,...
Melvin's Cowardfish Hoodie Sweatshirt
$26.99
1925: While snorkeling off of Elbow Cay in the Bahamas, world-renowned marine biologist Heinrich Melvin spotted a brightly colored fish darting to and fro among the coral spires, always too quick to get a good look. Luckily, as Melvin followed the small fish, it rounded a corner and, confronting what looked like a barracuda (it was simply a coral formation),...
Bug-Eyed Bluegill Fish Hoodie Sweatshirt
$29.99
A native of New Hampshire Lake Winnipesaukee, the Bug-Eyed Bluegill can only be found in the deepest parts of these chilly waters. Due to this fact, the fish is uniquely adapted to very high external pressures and cannot survive in shallower depths. This is why, when reeling their catch in, fishermen are said to hear a distinct Pop! from deep...
Awesome Funny Fishing Hoodies
The cold weather can be make for incredible fishing or very slow fishing depending on where you are. For real anglers, it is all about gearing up for whatever weather is thrown at you and going for the big catch anyway! Our funny fishing hoodies are the perfect way to stay warm and remind you of some incredible creatures that lurk in our waters. With our funny hoodies, you can pass on the legends of these creatures everywhere you go, no matter how cold it is. We have a saying at Gill McFinn's: if it is too cold to fish, you're a pu-- well, you get the idea! Our funny fishing hoodies serve two great purposes: to keep you warm, to share the tale of fantastic fish, and to keep you looking great! Wait, that's three things... hey, we're good fisherman, not counters! Anyway, our funny fishing hoodies will inspire you and other anglers to go out in the cold and cast that line in the most frigid of waters - you never know what you may catch.
